i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
