carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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