Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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