We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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