Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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