I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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