STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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