I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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