My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
