Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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