I accidentally burped into my bong.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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