We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You coming home soon, man?
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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