they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He shit in the fireplace
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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