why didn't you poke me back
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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