Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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