The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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