I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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