i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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