what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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