go do what you do best...puke behind churches
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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