Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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