What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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