We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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