could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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