we made out on top of his cat.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
is it fun? or sober?
where are my eyebrows?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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