i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She's the barista slut.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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