Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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