She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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