it wasn't lemon gatorade
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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