this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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