Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
worst night to have a conscience
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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