You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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