Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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