The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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