Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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