This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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