How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS