He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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