Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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