His pubic hair was longer than his dick
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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