Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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