i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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