question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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