i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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