a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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