We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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