omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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