So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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