He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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