Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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