And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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