Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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