It's Friday. Sex?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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