Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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