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she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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