this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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