so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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