I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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