Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Randomize
